What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?